34 lines
1.1 KiB
Nix
34 lines
1.1 KiB
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{ lib, config, ... }:
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{
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programs.fish = {
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functions = {
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fish_greeting = {
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body = ''
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set memes \
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"Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy." \
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"Daddy, chill!" \
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"What the hell is even that?!" \
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"Road work ahead? Yeah, I sure hope it does!" \
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"Look at all those chickens!" \
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"I smell like beef" \
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"Say, Coloardo - I'M A GIRAFFE" \
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"I didn't get no sleep cause of y'all, y'all not gone get any sleep cause of me!" \
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"This is the dollar store, how good can it be?" \
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"That was legitness" \
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"Deez nuts" \
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"I wanna be a cowboy baby" \
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"Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?" \
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"I'm lesbian. I thought you were American."
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set choose_meme (random)"%"(count $memes)
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set choose_meme $memes[(math $choose_meme"+1")]
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printf (set_color F90)"%s\n" $choose_meme
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'';
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onEvent = "fish_greeting";
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};
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};
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};
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}
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