diff --git a/home/shell.nix b/home/shell.nix index a2b4f98..7222977 100644 --- a/home/shell.nix +++ b/home/shell.nix @@ -43,7 +43,25 @@ "Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?" \ "I'm lesbian. I thought you were American." \ "You gotta give 'em that 'hawk tuah' and spit on that thang!" \ - "We don't do that here..." + "We don't do that here..." \ + "What are those?! They are my crocs..." \ + "It's an avocado... Thanks!" \ + "I am once again asking for your financial support" \ + "Is that a weed?" \ + "No, this is Patrick!" \ + "Come ride, heroes, ride" \ + "Away with the tide" \ + "Concede your mind unto the fiend" \ + "Darkness come, rend the shield of light" \ + "The sun is setting, darkness taking over - a date with chaos and you're dressed to the nines" \ + "Now kneel overdweller, your lord commands, there's no salvation for the sons of man" \ + "Snap click clank whirr whizz wham boom!" \ + "Rohs an kyn ala na" \ + "If you’ve brought your ivory standard, I’ll be happy to tell you where you can stick it" \ + "Speeches? Oh, yes, I love them. There's nothing like a good exposition when you're having trouble sleeping!" \ + "Somehow, the boy just isn't very buoyant" \ + "I am...not interested, little sun. Try again when you have become a man" + set choose_meme (random)"%"(count $memes) set choose_meme $memes[(math $choose_meme"+1")]